#1.) Mr. Bet & Watch (2-0) +$53.80
Stake: $25 – Odds $1.91 – Winnings: $47.83
- Puka Nacua 5+ Receptions @ $1.18
- Travis Etienne 50+ Rushing + Receiving Yards @ $1.21
- CeeDee Lamb 60+ Receiving Yards @ $1.34
#2.) Kiss My Ass (1-1) +0.75
Stake: $25 – Odds $2.44 – Winnings: $61.00
- Buffalo Bills Win 16+ @ $2.44
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Stake: $15 – Odds $148.41 – Winnings: $2,226.19
- Buffalo Bills Win @ 1.13
- Green Bay Packers Win @ 1.26
- Minnesota Vikings Win @ 1.66
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win @ 1.32
- New England Patriots Win @ 2.14
- Philadelphia Eagles Win @ 1.55
- Atlanta Falcons Win @ 1.41
- Washington Commanders Win @ 1.62
- Seattle Seahawks Win @ 1.26
- Los Angeles Chargers Win @ 1.65
- Detroit Lions Win @ 3.02
#3.) The Goofy Cunts (0-2) -$50
Stake: $25 – Odds $2.27 – Winnings: $56.92
- James Cook 50+ Rushing Yards @ $1.30
- Green Bay Packers Win @ $1.26
- Kansas City Chiefs @ $1.39
#4.) The Nut Sacks
#5.) BallBags
#6.) Angle Slam
#7.) Hair Force One
#8.) The Severed Foreskins
#9.) Trumpawamba
#10.) The Cookie Cutters