#1.) Kiss My Ass

Stake: $25 – Odds: $2.45 – Winnings: $61.25
- Philadelphia Eagles 14+ @ 2.45
#2.) The Goofy Cunts

Stake: $25 – Odds: $2.82 – Winnings: $70.72
- Arizona Cardinals Win @1.35
- Kansas City Chiefs Win @ 1.59
- Denver Broncos Win @ 1.23
#3.) The Nut Sacks
#4.) BallBags
#5.) Angle Slam

#6.) Mr. Bet & Watch

Stake: $25 – Odds $2.20 – Winnings: $55.14
- Drake Maye 175+ Passing Yards @ 1.29
- Bo Nix 175+ Passing Yards @ 1.31
- Denver Broncos Win @ 1.23
#7.) Hair Force One
#8.) The Severed Foreskins
#9.) Trumpawamba
#10.) The Cookie Cutters